Thursday, February 27, 2025

Buyer's Remorse - Big Man Megalon

Bought me one of them new-fangled ReAction Figures Godzilla blind boxes - $15 bucks for a jank Kenner figure, man. I get they're "art toys", but I dunno. Inflation, and all that, but it's always felt like they're pushing it, y'know?

That being said, I'm totally part of the problem, as I'm really into the line, and have quite a few. Couple of my favorites are the Chucky, the SpongeBob and Patrick set, Godzilla '74, and MF DOOM. 

somewhat related shot of The Sponge
I landed the mighty roach demon Megalon, star of 1973's Godzilla Vs Megalon; one of the dumbest, and most incredible films of all time. I was hoping for Godzilla '62, from King Kong Vs Godzilla, but Megalon's a nice one to catch since I'd probably never buy the figure straight up. Nice excuse to own him, y'know? 

The figure's got some nice, and really sharp detail - those spikes can hurt. Feels like they mightve taken some inspiration from the MMS figure, though this ones absolutely got the better pose; great energy to it. Hell, not that these figures are related, but the ReAction's even got better paint. Dig the black trim on his neck and wings. While it's certainly inspired by old-school Kenner, he's still pretty darn accurate to the actual onscreen character - I typically like the more stylized, toyetic takes in ReAction, but either way, the sculpt's mad impressive for what it is.

Megalon rocks! Hes a perfect teeny-tiny representation of everyone's favorite idiot bug. Every time I buy one of these, I immediately want more - they're sort of addictively simple. I'm really excited to see that ReAction is taking on Godzilla Minus One; I hope this means more characters from outside the Showa era, like Shin Godzilla, or Gigan 2004. And don't even get me started on Captain Gordon. The potential...

Well, I don't know how to end this one, since these are always more of an off-the-cuff ramble. Whatever! Goodnight, Wastelnd!

Thursday, February 20, 2025

Review - Gigan Rex (Movie Monster Series)


Introduced in 2022's Godzilla Vs Gigan Rex short film, Gigan Rex is a pretty radical departure from the usual interstellar robo-chicken; the ruthless commander of an invading gang of mindless alien clones known as the Gigan Miles - hey, that's me! While the Miles resemble the more traditional blue-on-gold, scythe handed, chainsaw bellied Gigan, Rex takes on a totally new, red-on-silver look, trading in his scythes for whips, and his chainsaw for a trippy eyeball-beam-thingie planted in his chest. Brutal. 

Released with the film, Rex was introduced to MMS as a Godzilla Store Exclusive alongside the film's unique Godzilla, Gemstone Godzilla - or, of course, Godzilla Junior, if you're "In The Know". Being a very obscure, fan-centric short film, I was really surprised to see these sort of one-off incarnations receive proper MMS releases; so, obviously, I jumped right on them.

Rex' outer shell is smooth and synthetic, carved by intricate alien musculature. The interesting fleshy, yet mechanical innards contrasting his sleek red skin are especially well detailed, and sharp. Simple as it may look, it really is a great sculpt; I have to wonder if the CG model itself was used for the figure in some capacity, as MMS figures such as Shin Godzilla have done before. Rotund, penguin-y, yet imposing and unreal, it's pretty much exactly as the monster appears onscreen.

Cast in a sort of translucent soft maroon, Rex' paint is just as simple, sleek, and effective, though lacking in some places. Very shiny metallic golds and silvers define his cybernetic parts, with a cool reflective pink across his tiny little visor. It's all very cleanly done, with some cool attention to detail, such as the silver on the underside of his tail spear. Unfortunately, his inner wings are unpainted, as are various sections of his tail - hardly noticeable, but worth mentioning. Overall, I think his paint work is pretty much on the money, and well matches the creature's very surreal look - albeit, with the usual modern Bandai limitations. 

Rex is a very unique curiosity of an MMS figure, and definitely stands out beside his wacky mecha-chicken lineage. While it's not the greatest figure - there's not a whole lot of bells and whistles to him - I think if you're a fan of the design, it's pretty much a perfect representation, as far as mass market vinyl goes. Though bootlegs are fairly common - including some really cool Gigan Miles redecos - I imagine the figure will only become more rare as time goes on, being such a specific incarnation; that being said, just a few months ago, Gemstone's version of Megalon from the short film's followup was added to the toy line - so hey, you never know. 

I for one welcome our new penguin overlords.



Monday, February 17, 2025

Review - Zilla 2004 (Movie Monster Series)




Zilla is an... oddity. Created for the atrocity known as Godzilla 1998, the design more or less dropped almost every traditionally recognizable element of  the character, rounding the creature down to a vaguely humanoid Jurrassic Park bootleg of a Kaiju. Almost universally hated by fans, and general audiences alike, '98s "Godzilla" quickly became 2004's "Zilla", appearing alongside the Japanese original in the anniversary film Godzilla: Final Wars; 



...Where he is brutally killed in about 30 seconds by the true Godzilla as dated emo rock blares. Hell yeah. 

Zilla's 2004 incarnation was, by design, a total farce; intentionally poorly rendered, modeled quick and dirty directly off the Ultimate Godzilla figure by Trendmasters, and, overall, really only there to join the fan community in hating the poor little guy. Does he deserve such terrible, public abuse, and incessant humiliation? Yes. And that's why we love him. 

Being based on a CG model, based on an action figure, based on a CG model - based on Jay Leno - Zilla's detail is there, though somewhat muted; reptilian scales, gills, spikes, and muscles define the musculature of his sandstone skin, with very nicely gnarled and carved upturned spines, but by and large, it seems they've sort of aimed to replicate that smooth, undefined low-rez CG look of FW (Final Wars) - and hey, I'm here for it. It's a creative approach.

Zilla's in an almost adorable little roaring pose, clawing and hissing with a doofy evil grin - it's largely the MMS standard, but it's another good example of a sculpt where I think the subtle energy to it really enhances the overall sculpt.

At four points of articulation, Zilla can strike some very dynamic, light-footed poses, usually balancing on his long tail; which, as expected, is glue sealed. He's also much, much shorter than your average Goji, fitting in perfectly with the MMS FW crew.

Cast in a blue-grey that totally captures the stark, Y2K color grading of Zilla's scenes, Zilla's paint, while sharp, is very limited; though, you can't say that's entirely unexpected, considering... he's Zilla. I totally love the very bright, sparkly metallic blue used on his spines, though they're pitifully undersprayed - it would've been great to see a bit more detailing his tail, or further body. Playing to the figure's unique tinted look, his teeth are vaguely purplish, with a light pink tongue, and dark mauve claws, all very cleanly done. Zilla's eyes are a bold, fiery orange, with a nice bit of shine. The figure's prototype images sort of give the impression he's got little white pupils, due to that shine, though these aren't actually present on the figure. 

A few months after the '04 figure, a new version of Zilla, based on his original 1998 appearance, was released, which seems to have addressed pretty much every quirk of the FW figure; awesome paint, sharper detail - he's even a fair bit larger. I sprung on FW Zilla, having never expected him to actually join the MMS lineup, but truth be told, if you're gonna get one, I think '98s the go-to. Just a beautiful boy. That being said, as a fan, I really appreciate the deliberate differences made between the two, and I think it's pretty wicked they've gone out of their way to match the quality of each Zilla's visual effects, just as they replicate the wrinkles and folds of the old-school suits.

I was really psyched to see Zilla finally land an MMS - he's never necessarily been a favorite... for anyone, really... but he's an interesting footnote-slash-joke in Godzilla's storied history, and certainly one of the most memorable Kaiju of FW. USA, baby.

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Friday, February 7, 2025

Review - Barugon (Gamera Series / Movie Monster Series)

Gamera's first foe, Barugon, is one of the coolest, funkiest, and strangest Kaiju out there - he may not immediately look the part, being something of a non-specific Anguirus knock-off, but hey - what other monster shoots a "Rainbow Death Ray"? 

Well, probably a good handful of Ultra-weirdos, but regardless, the technicolor terror Barugon's a wicked little demon; hailing from the appropriately titled "Valley of Rainbows", Barugon - an infantile beast suddenly grown to massive proportions, it's mystic egg, mistaken for a valuable gem, stolen and smuggled into Japan - took on Gamera with an ice-spouting tongue, freezing the mega-turtle solid and covering Japan in a bleak blanket of snow. Mindlessly rampaging, and seemingly unphased by Japan's defensive efforts - as per usual - Barugon was eventually dragged to the bottom of a lake as Gamera awoke, succumbing to his greatest - and most inexplicable - weakness... water. Hoist by his own petard, as the kids say.

Barugon was introduced to the Bandai monsters lineup in 1991 as part of the 8" Gamera Series, eventually being ported over to the more common 6" MMS scale in 1999 for the Gamera Memorial Box collection. We'll be looking at both the Gamera Series, and Memorial Box variants.

Being 30+ years old and all, Barugon's got a relatively simple sculpt - though, in typical Bandai fashion, it's certainly not lacking in detail. Beyond the varying textures of slick scales, bumpy ridges and crooked spikes designing his leathery reptilian skin, I also appreciate the figure's resemblance to the suit itself; with subtle clothlike wrinkles and warps in the head and tail, and a cool slightly bowlegged pose that replicates the suit actor's crouched stance. Even his gnarled, malformed tongue rests hidden beyond his sharp maw of teeth - something much more apparent on the later version. Simple can be very effective.

Barugon moves in five places, and stands really well on his own, despite his dragging hind legs. The hard vinyl used during this era always makes for very tight articulation, as well as more crisp, rugged detailing.

Besides some weaker, albeit hard to specify aspects of the sculpt that can really just be chalked up to age, my only complaint are his eyes; Barugon's perfectly round, almost Burton-esque little eyes always really stood out to me as uniquely surreal, and though their simple black-on-white paint does ultimately manage to capture their look, I think the more natural shape to the eye sockets themselves sort of misses the mark. It's a small thing, but hey, I really like the character. 

Molded in a bold red-brown, Barugon's upper half and claws are painted by various blue and silver metallic sprays, nicely emulating the luminous glow of his spines. His little beady eyes have a nice glisten to them, too. No paint on the teeth, some (arguable?) overspray, and not much in terms of more intricate detailing, but nevertheless, I totally dig the limited style of these old-school Bandai figures. Between the dated, but attractive sculpt, and very unique colors, it totally catches your eye in this artistic sort of way.

Moving on to the Memorial Box variant, released 8 years later, the only real difference between the two, sculpt wise, is the position of his mouth;  now opened wide, with his odd little growth of a tongue on full display. Gross. Everything else is exactly the same, just a bit smaller, and perhaps less sharp.

Due to the much softer vinyl used for the Memorial Box figures, his limbs are a bit loose, his back legs having a consistent tendency to wilt as they're pushed out by his belly; though, he rests perfectly fine on his tail, or otherwise, "Gooch". 

Like Gamera, or Gyaos from the same collection, Barugon was given a newly vibrant yellow-ish redeco, much more saturated and pop than the original. It's not exactly accurate, but it does have a cool cartoony aesthetic to it. His sculpt's texturing is enhanced by a glittery gold sprayed throughout his body, including his eyes - which, in my opinion, sort of throws the likeness. Just doesn't strike the same chord - though, I like their shine. Otherwise, a nice white spray defines his jagged teeth and claws, with some very clean and heavily applied tan on his more prominent horns.

All in all, he's got much more paint than the original version, though notably, his massive evil maw - and nasty tongue - is left unpainted; its not terrible, but does stand out. Not the greatest paint work, in general; I dig the figure's colorful look, in spite of it's creative liberties - especially seeing as the original serves as a more true representation of the character, and this was a very limited release figure - but, regardless, the sort of off paint choices doesn't make this the most picture-perfect MMS.

Barugon's one of my favorite monsters, and though his MMS figures aren't what I'd call flawless, I really love how they look - especially the original, which, in my opinion, is the one most worth going after. Both versions will run you just about the same price these days, so it really is a matter of what you like in your figures aesthetically - the original generally looks much nicer, albeit dated, but the '98 version scales with the greater majority of  MMS figures, and does have slightly more to appreciate about it, paint-wise. 

I'd absolutely love to see an all-new and improved Barugon sculpt hit the modern MMS, though, seeing as Gamera's return to the limelight has all but passed... yeah, that ain't happening. Though he may lay lifeless beneath the waves of Lake Biwa, Barugon and his deadly rainbows of doom will forever live on... in vinyl form. 

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